Period has FINALLY arrived. Looking forward to a scale that is truthful and loving in about 3-4 days.... And if it isn't? I'm throwing the bitch out into the burn pit and scorching it in a ritual weight loss sacrifice. Then i'll pull it's charred remains out of the fire, stab them with a kitchen knife, then throw them into a burlap bag and toss them off a bridge.
Oh Yes. Yes I will.
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